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Tom Roseveare

A Tom Roseveare is a person who truly loves their own noodle.
by Geoff Day August 10, 2017
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Tom

the guy with the biggest balls on earth, he will make you cum in 4 nanoseconds
"ahhh i came" said the girl
Tom did that
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Tom Cock

Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock was a loving step uncle and the sole founder of “Balls For Kids Incorporated.”

He worked tirelessly every day of his short life to ensure that the generations of children after him, including his nieces and nephews, could enjoy playing with balls uninterrupted.

Sadly, on the evening of March 8th, 1969, a wave of testicle induced predochimonia hit him like a Ford F-150 with a V12 engine, and he passed away instantly.

The efforts he made throughout his life played an immense role in the freedom of children's ball play and without them, many would not have the opportunities to play with balls like they do today.

Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock,

April 4th, 1869 - March 8th, 1969.

The Cock Foundation was founded by Gertrude Cock, Anita Cock, Richard Cock, and William “Bill” Cock in 1972, and is currently run by Choder Cock,

Hugh “J” Cock, Carl “McQueen” Cock, and Candice Cock.
"Wow, Tom Cock sure was ahead of his time. He really made balls easily accessible for children. What a guy."

"Tom Cock? The most revolutionary man to walk the planet? Of course I know him!"
by kidneybean78 March 4, 2024
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tom

person 1: hey who is that guys with big dick?

person 2: oh the dutch guy? that’s tom.
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Hearing tom

To listen through walls to private conversations
Peeping Tom's should be castrated so I guess that means hearing Tom's should have there ear drums burst!
A pest is a pest!
by Baked dinner March 25, 2022
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Tom cameron

Omg Tom cameron is so peng
by Ccfc yaned January 13, 2020
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Filthy Tom

When one’s body fluids lands upon one’s glasses, curls, and or beard
Boy she went crazy last night, had me walking out like a filthy Tom
by pppppoooiffdd June 28, 2024
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