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Dylan’s Nuts

Uranium filled pleasure pustules. In which belong to Dylan, that slimy bastard. That slippery soup stick. That devious man.
Steve: WHY IS YOUR GRANDFATHER ON HIS DEATH BED!!???!!!?!!
Finch: Dylan’s nuts.
by Greater60 March 24, 2023
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monkey nut

a really big testicle that some people have, they have to drag it around when they walk around
yo wheres jerry
jerry has a monkey nut, he will be here in an hour
by spuffymate March 28, 2023
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Ready To Nut

"Yo Jimmy, I think I'm Ready To Nut to a R63 The Waifu on YBA"
by BombuClauduo March 30, 2023
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Brace Nutting

Nutting in some ones mouth after they get braces which will sent your kids behind bars.
by Mommy Somer January 22, 2023
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cun nut

its were you sick your dong in your frands boot and nut were there big toe is so when thay step in there boot it gose betheen there toes.
my frand Quandale dingle did a cun nut in my boot the uther day.
by ethan eggity October 24, 2023
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macademia nut

A college student/graduate wif a hard tough "shell" dat is difficult to "crack" --- i.e., he is so "rigidly wrapped up" in his dusty boring books dat he cannot effectively interface wif da common man.
Faust was famously suffering from being a major macademia nut --- he'd learned a lot about a variety of literary subjects, but he didn't know da simple nuances of life, such as how to have fun or da ways of effectively communicating with people.
by QuacksO April 4, 2023
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Bitch nuts

When a lesbian puts some fake balls into her/his/it underwear, covered by tight jeans to show a ball sack like cameltoe. To be placed under the 10" black dildo she/he places in the underwear in order to go out in public.
Hey Chris, those bitch nuts you bought online really look full and real, how do they feel against your sewn up vag?
by Finger me Bottom April 8, 2023
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