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Son of a Suck Me Off

The act in which a woman wraps her lips around the head of a penis and teases/plays with the head of a penis before she proceeds with the rest of the Blowjob
Damn man, That girl from last night gave me one helluva Son of a Suck Me Off before swallowing my cock!
by GiolaBear September 3, 2017
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Suck my dick o'clock

The time that you are the most horny. Girlfriend/boyfriends time to suck your dick for no reason.
Omg babe it suck my dick o'clock you should probably get on that ;).
by Lechonputa2000 June 21, 2019
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Suck my fortnite stats

Where you wanna say “suck my dick” to somebody being annoying or irritating but you don’t wanna be inappropriate.
Guy: Shut the fuck up

Me: You shut up, suck my fortnite stats
by aucdan July 30, 2022
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suck around and find out

Similar to the more commonly know phrase “Fuck around and find out”, suck around and find out is something typically said by one with a penis as either a pick up line to someone one they find sexually attractive who is flirting with them in order to ensure the score OR a phrase used while fooling around with your partner(s) to initiate oral sex and establish dominance in the boudoir.
Person 1: I bet your cum tastes like sweet sweet candy.

Person 2: why don’t you suck around and find out?
OR
Person 1: (while making out before initiating sex or pausing during sex) can you cum for me baby?
Person 2: I don’t know. Why don’t you suck around and find out?
by Jenxee June 6, 2022
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national suck a nigga dick

april 27 it is where you suck a black persons dick
someone: it national suck a nigga dick.
Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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go suck a hairy one

Referring to giving oral to a hairy penis, typically said as an insult or said after an embarrassing joke.
Jeff: "You pull no girls, Jason."
Jason: "Go suck a hairy one.
by 9Daggers July 26, 2023
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taint sucking ball junkie

This a vulgar expression to describe a guy that loses unconditionally in fifa. He chooses to whine and repeatedly say "sir?" when he feels the game is unfair.
Brenden: Sir! thats a foul. This is ridonculous

Blake: your such a taint sucking ball junkie
by Fag Black man April 3, 2009
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