Blue-Water Blumpkin

A blumpkin, specifically in which the receiving party is in a port-a-potty

You thought a blumpkin was satisfying? Well, a blue-water blumpkin is a whole new realm of pleasure

by Pearislovepearislife February 29, 2020

Piss water jellyfish

When your old lady takes a piss in the middle of the night and lets the yellow mellow & you take a morning piss into the paper and it blows up like a jellyfish.

I got up this morning and took a piss and made the biggest piss water jellyfish you have ever seen.

piss toilet urine

by Paisley_pony February 12, 2014

water gun emoji

One of the most elite emojis found on smart phones. Can represent your 9, your dick, or your actual super soaker. The world is your water gun.

Popularized in name by G-Deltz in the song “Water Gun Emoji”

“Mannn stop playing before I whip out that semi auto water gun emoji on you full of unfiltered hose water 🔫”

by Super soak her 69 November 6, 2022

iron water buffalo

The Indian word for water truck.

"Heap big iron water buffalo move fast, like a coyote, and it is loud like a bear when he goes by house."

by Bodacious Brian September 15, 2022

# top water jig

What one nigger uses to “lure” another nigger at the edge of the bank to get in the water for their annual bath

Tyrone is getting his # top water jig ready for shequeefa

by J_ust telling the truth May 21, 2019

water cooler smile

A forced smile. The water cooler is stereotypically the place in the office where people gather to make small talk. Given the fact that most people hate their coworkers or just don’t want to be around them, you're left with the water cooler smile.

Oh my god Tracy, look at how bad my grad photos turned out!

"Oh man, that water cooler smile tho!"

by hecking log November 17, 2017

Water them Melons

(v) To ejaculate on a woman's tits
(n) A phrase used to let others know if one would want to ejaculate on a woman's tits

(v) "That broad is fat but she has a nice rack. I think I'll just have to water them melons."
(n) Man 1: "Check out the tatas on that fine piece of ass."
Man 2: "I'd water them melons in a heartbeat.

by Mantalk November 4, 2012