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Blu j

often mispronounced as "bludge", this upcoming rapper causes all humans in a 5 mile radius to immediately start ovulating as soon as he starts freestyling.
Person 1: Yo Blu j were u freestyling?
Blu J: Yea how could u tell?
Person 1: I ovulated
by enjoyer of bluejay June 15, 2025
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J Lo’d

When a person leaves a big tip for a service worker but his/her friend or significant other takes it and leaves a smaller tip. (J Lo would do this when she was out with her husband and she’d take their big tip and swap it for $5)
I just got J Lo’d”
by veiledxo December 15, 2022
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Chunky J

A playful nickname for someone who has a unique appreciation for eating the solid bits in vomit.
Chunky J loves Gemüsecremesuppe“
”Have you seen chunky eat all the bits with little Wimmy?” ”Oh no, not again!“
by Nels69 February 22, 2025
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Messy J

A PCP laced joint dipped in formaldehyde.
Dude rolls a messy J in the bathroom - goes outside for a toke and starts to spew esoteric bullshit to anyone who will listen.
by braille February 28, 2013
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J-Blo

j-blo
{jay-blow}

noun

A kind and hard-working individual who works for somewhere between 10-20 new employers annually.

A J-Blo is hell-bent on improving their salary perhaps to the detriment of their résumé.
"I swear that man is never happy with his income. He's a real j-blo"
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Pimp Daddy J.

"Dude you are so cool, how's life being a Pimp Daddy J.?"
by White Chocolate Luthor October 20, 2012
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j-russin

going to compete in a sporting event, but making up a dumb excuse to not play, because you are afraid of the competition.
Yo how did Phil do against the Compton Warriors

He didnt play

Why?

He was j-russin
by Lucci December 11, 2008
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