This is the definition for the “Straights” that live in Midtown. They legit are married to a woman. But the moment these woman are having their ladies night, like the idiot DL Thugs in The Heights, These dues are sucking dic, getting fucked or fucking a dude. However, these “men” will fight tooth and nail to protect her secrecy even if they’re too stupid to not cover their tracks properly. Bonus you might entice with a proper party. They come out usually anytime after midnight to about 5 AM any m4m app or Doublelist.
Yeah the Midtown “Straight” are out tonight. Just the right enticement, the right conversation and the most diplomatic approach might get you their dick and them some!
by CJ Stryker September 19, 2021
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Person 1. Yo did you see Joe do that weak ass burnout in his Civic?
Person 2. Yeah man, that shit was straight cabbage!
Person 2. Yeah man, that shit was straight cabbage!
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-referring to people with Large penises and proportionate clitorises.
-referring to people with Large penises and proportionate clitorises.
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Knuckles from sonic boom; I’m actually super straight, not dreamsexual!
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