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Steak Sandwiches with my Dad

When someone gives a shitty excuse as for why he can't attend an event. The adult equivalent of "my dog ate my homework", transparent.
I can't raid tonight, I have to go eat steak sandwiches with my dad.
by Noiryx March 3, 2018
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Vegemite Sandwich

A threesome instigated by a woman of colour who is then "spread and bread" between two white males.
"Yo! Vanilla. You and your white arse cracker friend wanna be the bread to my yeasty black spread? Whooo we going to make us a Vegemite Sandwich."
by Angusmypattie February 28, 2024
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Glue sandwich

When somebody has been running there mouth and suddenly...they don’t wanna talk anymore
You not so tough no mo!!!....you must had a glue sandwich for lunch..?!
by Epic100 October 16, 2018
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Sandwich

The BEST food ever. You could put anything between two pieces of bread and it’ll still be a sandwich. Everything you would want in a food, no competition AT ALL.
Friendo: may I have a sandwich?
Other guy: ya dude
by Kumpiss October 30, 2024
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Cock meet sandwich

Is when you suck dick in prison cock meet sandwich
by Bobs sandwiches December 1, 2020
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you threw my sandwich

This is a well-known and prominent phrase of the TV series F.R.I.E.N.D.S said by one of the six protagonists, ROSS GELLER, Ross gets very angry when he realizes that someone from his job ate his sandwich (one of those delicious sandwiches that her sister MONICA GELLER makes and that left over on thanksgiving day) and was giving more upset when he learned that his boss was the one who ate his sandwich and also shot a large part of it in the trash, this completely dislocated Ross, taking him to say the following phrase :
ROSS: You ..You.. You threw my sandwich away?

MY SANDWICH...?!
MY SANDWICH!!!
by JujuFermaga May 22, 2018
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human sandwich

1. When 2 or more people group hug one person (from my experience usually used on one's birthday)

2. Another word for a threesome. You sick fucks.
1. "Happy birthday! Human sandwich!"

2. "Yo, me, Jessica, and Phil had a human sandwich. No homo tho"
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