The act of getting a Double Cheeseburger but taking away the ketchup and the top bun. When this is done you split the burger in half, put your penis inside of it, take a bite out of it, and then you get the mayo and ketchup.
Person 1: Oww my wing wang hurts so bad!
Person 2: Oh why?
Person 1: My dog gave me a Mcdonald's Special!
Person 2: Uh shucks!
Person 2: Oh why?
Person 1: My dog gave me a Mcdonald's Special!
Person 2: Uh shucks!
by asdfasdfasdfasdhgdsjyikr March 10, 2023
by KimCurrie September 26, 2020
by KimCurrie September 26, 2020
When you fist your entire hand into a lady's anus, effectively making it unusable, and then using the same hand to finger her until she cums, and when she does, dump it in her asshole, and wait for her to take a shit, when she takes a shit, you take a shit in her asshole at the same time, when you are both finished, proceed to scoop up the entire mess into a jar, then release liquid nitrogen on the jar, have the entire thing freeze then break the jar, when the jar is broken, you shall feed the shattered jar to your pet and wait until it dies, once it is done, take the dog to your local chinese restaurant and force them (preferably by blackmail) to cook it, you then bring the cooked animal home, then combine it with the shitty cum thing from earlier, you then blend it, and give it as a smoothie to some niggers down the road, once they eat it and die, take their bodies home and eat all them niggers, remember those chinese chingtards from earlier? take them with you to watch you do the whole thing again in a few hours.
WARNING: LETHAL SHITS HAPPEN, IF THEY OCCUR TOO MUCH, GO SEE A DOCTOR YOU RACIST FAGGOT NIGGER CHOPSTICK LOOKING ASS.
WARNING: LETHAL SHITS HAPPEN, IF THEY OCCUR TOO MUCH, GO SEE A DOCTOR YOU RACIST FAGGOT NIGGER CHOPSTICK LOOKING ASS.
"Yo Chad what ya did to ya gurl last nightz?"
"I gave her the Jack Black Special"
"I am calling the police."
"I gave her the Jack Black Special"
"I am calling the police."
by NIGGERMCMUFFINSHROOM May 08, 2019
Special Shark, made by book writer Samuel Dela Cruz Torres, Special Shark is a woman who is a shark that can fight bad guys in and out of water.
by colistercaperrape June 03, 2017
a person exceeding special or on par with special, however, the -est is necessary because it shows s'posed awesomeness when in fact they are as special as everyone else. Well, okay, maybe just a smidge more. Which makes special better. Because they are.
We told her she was the special-est because she was, but it hardly seemed fair to label her just as special.
by iamthepeacemaker August 12, 2010
by nebeisgay March 06, 2021