adj. - Used to describe any person place or thing which emphatically displays the symptoms of a severe mental handicap or an origin in the same.
Josh is fucking retarded.
by andosiubndiuhkn ciuhbdia ckjhb February 14, 2022
Welcome to the museum of Urban Dictionary today's word is the Retarded Tiktok Girls, these usually consists of white girls shaking their ass for the local pedophile to look at as if Steve Jobs announcing the first Iphone or the white woman acting oblivious to what they are doing acting "retarded." They are like COVID-19 but if COVID was more retarded
Girl 1: Oh my god guys we have just reached the Holocaust memorial and we are gonna show our respects by stripping down naked, painting ourselves as Anne Frank and then holding down a sign saying, "Hitler was bad, get over it!"
Girl 2: Yeah, this is for the Sexting Nazi challenge! Let's see if we can get 200K likes on this and next time we will try to 9/11 memorial and then set ourselves on fire and say "Osama Bin Laden was a meanie, RIP to people that died in 8/11- I mean 9/11"
Pedophile: Look at those tits flying around like those floating things at car dealerships! Look at those Retarded Tiktok Girls!
Girl 2: Yeah, this is for the Sexting Nazi challenge! Let's see if we can get 200K likes on this and next time we will try to 9/11 memorial and then set ourselves on fire and say "Osama Bin Laden was a meanie, RIP to people that died in 8/11- I mean 9/11"
Pedophile: Look at those tits flying around like those floating things at car dealerships! Look at those Retarded Tiktok Girls!
by Niggainator January 02, 2023
A person residing in a first world country, most likely Caucasian with lots of time to waste, that thinks the whole fucking world revolves around them and their schizophrenic political views (Left or Right).
“Qanon told me that Big homo is trying to turn me into a beta male by feeding me soy burgers and putting fluoride in the water and this makes sense because my friends that are allergic to Olanzapine all think the same thing and also Ted K is fucking based.”
Or
“I am a lesbian, trans woman that is punching up and fighting the patriarchy by getting in screaming matches about esoteric gender concepts I learned about on Reddit with people that barely graduated highschool because it heightens my chances of getting that sweet superiority complex bump”
“Damn those people got like, politically induced retardation or something. If only they found a hobby that didn’t piss everyone else off”
Or
“I am a lesbian, trans woman that is punching up and fighting the patriarchy by getting in screaming matches about esoteric gender concepts I learned about on Reddit with people that barely graduated highschool because it heightens my chances of getting that sweet superiority complex bump”
“Damn those people got like, politically induced retardation or something. If only they found a hobby that didn’t piss everyone else off”
by Chucklefucker February 14, 2024
A condition where someone is incapable of flowing within a crowd and is apparently oblivous to other pedestrians around.
by ADT123 November 01, 2010
1. The act of explaining something so simple that only a retard wouldn't already know.
2. The act of explaining something to someone as if they are retarded.
2. The act of explaining something to someone as if they are retarded.
"it really depends on how you want togo about playing it. If you want to be more tanky go with an HP bonus, of you want self sustain then go for regen"
"Why are you retard-splaining to me?"
"Why are you retard-splaining to me?"
by BeezeChorger May 15, 2023
Any people below age of consent (infants, toddlers, childrens, pre-teens. teens, and young adults)
Why?
Because:
1. They cannot consent to have sex, the prerequisite for you to able for consenting to sex is you're smart enough and sane enough to agree with it
2. They only know how to play and being happy, and didn't give a fuck about pains
3. They eschew responsibility, victim playing
4. (For pre-teens up to young adults) They live on their parent's basement, rather than get a life
5. They too idiot for take a risk, i mean---they need to die to know if poison is dangerous
6. They too easy to label anything that didn't suit their ego as toxic
Why?
Because:
1. They cannot consent to have sex, the prerequisite for you to able for consenting to sex is you're smart enough and sane enough to agree with it
2. They only know how to play and being happy, and didn't give a fuck about pains
3. They eschew responsibility, victim playing
4. (For pre-teens up to young adults) They live on their parent's basement, rather than get a life
5. They too idiot for take a risk, i mean---they need to die to know if poison is dangerous
6. They too easy to label anything that didn't suit their ego as toxic
by Sir. B May 04, 2020
A half-human, garden-spud hybrid. Barely considered a person, someone who is borderline retarded is someone who shows every trait of mental retardation in every possible faculty.
by Spider647 October 25, 2023