National retard day

People act retarded on this day and this day only. Every acts like a retard!
Guy#1:Why are you camping behind that bush in call of duty

Guy#2:ITS NATIONAL RETARD DAY
by National Retard Day December 20, 2020
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National retard day

homie 1: yo sug happy birthday!
sug in question: it’s march 23rd…my birthdays in july?

homie 1: yea but it’s national retard day!
by abcdefjhijk May 22, 2024
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Borderline Retarded

Any people below age of consent (infants, toddlers, childrens, pre-teens. teens, and young adults)

Why?

Because:

1. They cannot consent to have sex, the prerequisite for you to able for consenting to sex is you're smart enough and sane enough to agree with it
2. They only know how to play and being happy, and didn't give a fuck about pains
3. They eschew responsibility, victim playing
4. (For pre-teens up to young adults) They live on their parent's basement, rather than get a life
5. They too idiot for take a risk, i mean---they need to die to know if poison is dangerous
6. They too easy to label anything that didn't suit their ego as toxic
by Sir. B May 04, 2020
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Borderline retarded

A half-human, garden-spud hybrid. Barely considered a person, someone who is borderline retarded is someone who shows every trait of mental retardation in every possible faculty.
Person 1: "She said 'good morning' at 5PM"
Person 2: "'Cause she's borderline retarded"
by Spider647 October 25, 2023
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Juan Wick’s state of Retardation caused by the lack of sleep & carrying around a massive shlong.
“Juan is acting retarded again, his shlong is massive too so he must have SDR (Sleep Deprivation Retardation). That happens from lack of sleep and carrying a massive shooing.”
by SwiftFPS December 01, 2023
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Bonsai Retard

A bonsai retard is a retard that is chemically stunted at growth as to make a great fashion accessory.
tom cruis's baby is a bonsai retard
by Ball sack457 October 05, 2009
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Analy retarded

Sammy macdonald when she cleans up
Sammy is so analy retarded when she cleans its for pleasure
by Topside88 January 05, 2019
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