National punch the oldest person on your class

Just punch the oldest person on you class( not the teacher tho you don’t wanna get a referral do you?)

Classmate: hey buddy
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬

by VSCO girl forever October 29, 2019

Whale Punch

Whale Punch  /pʌntʃ/ Show Spelled Pronunciation
wha-ale puhn-ch Show IPA

Use whale punch in a Sentence
–noun 1. a thrusting blow, esp. with the fist to the body or surrounding of a whale.

–verb (used with object) 3. to give a sharp thrust or blow to, esp. with the fist directly or indirectly to a Whale.
4. to poke or prod a whale, as with a stick.

5. Informal. to deliver (smack talk, figurativly spoken) with vigor.

6. to strike or hit in operating: to punch the whale; I'm going to whale punch you.

Twenty-Finger Timmy: "Listen Flap, If you dont shut your back alley hooker mouth, I'm going to Whale punch you in your mouth."

Flap: "Hey Twenty-Fingers, You see that whale over there? Yeah, I think he's givin' me stink eye, yeah. If he doesn't quit that stink business, I'm gonna Flippin Whale Punch that Whale right in his stinky business."

by WhalePunch27 July 21, 2009

Donkey Punch

When you take a woman from behind in the backdoor and punch her in the back of the head knocking her out making all holes squeeze shut.

People on urban dictionary are too PUSSY to define DONKEY PUNCH accurately

by DAWNKYPAUNCH August 12, 2025

Punch

“Punch” or “Punched” is a term invented by the twitch streamer/tiktoker named nurionbothworlds, the definition is simple, it simply means something or someone is lame or unfunny. Particularly jokes or insults people make back at you.

“You are a incel!” ..”Yeah shut up, that shi was punch.”

by Shockotix September 17, 2024

Falcon punch

To punch someone in the vagina

Dude you are pissing me off, I'm gonna falcon punch you.

by Kitty and Muffy December 10, 2020

Teriyaki Tongue Punch

When you let an asian man eat your ass

Come over here and give me the Bruce lee style teriyaki tongue punch baby.

by HoodratHoudini February 25, 2022

punch the koala

Hit the pussy hard like you were punching a small furry animal from down under.

John finally got the girl to go home with him when he told her he was going to punch the koala until it felt like her pussy had gone three rounds with Tyson.

by Crashexl May 29, 2018