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Stiff Punch

Right after ejaculating inside a woman's vagina, fisting them and keeping the fist inside until the cum hardens, creating a Stiff Punch.
I gave julie a Stiff Punch the other day, it got so stiff couldn't open my fist for hours.
by d_dbn October 9, 2021
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Queer Punch

Queer Punch (n):

Like a straight punch, but with a nasty twist at the end.

‎(alt): Also a fruit cocktail (ie. a punch) with an unexpected or unannounced addition, potentially of the mind altering variety.
A strike to a pressure point that leads to the opponent humiliating themselves could be considered a queer punch, as could a knock-out blow from an unexpectedly capable opponent.
by Psyfer June 23, 2011
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Punching the Speed Bag

(v) Masturbating. Whilst you masturbate, your hand may impact your testicles which share a similar shape to that of a speed bag.
After seeing those Sophie Howard pics, I felt the need to start punching the speed bag.
by Tman227 September 11, 2016
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Punch A Girl In The Stomach Day

March 19th is for punching girls in their stomach. I mean, they can kick our balls so punch them back
"I love Punch A Girl In The Stomach Day!"
by Acht8Zwei2Vier4 March 6, 2025
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Half Packed Pickle Punch

A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.

Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.

Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.
My ex actually requested that I half packed pickle punch her at my stabbin cabin in Muskoka.
by Doggy Style Dennis the Menace December 24, 2018
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three hole punch

three hole punch to his fuckin dome, ayy
by yungdaggerdick(thatsmyhandle) October 30, 2017
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Doge punch

During a blow job when you are about to cum, punch the person who is sucking your dick in the face. They will bite very hard and the cum will spray everywhere.
"Oh my boyfriend doge punched me and now I have a black eye."
by Yellow wet noodle August 1, 2016
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