Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.
"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."
by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023
Get the Phantom Donkey Punchmug. When you you go on a date with a girl from tinder that doesn't look like her profile (fugly) but you have sex with her anyways and stick it in her butt when she's not expecting it.
by Awedray October 6, 2017
Get the Tinder punchmug. by KatZ55 July 16, 2021
Get the pooch punchmug. When a dog-shit employee goes out of their way to french kiss the shit-box of a high level manager as a means to promote job security. Generally, this is done when said employee should be fulfilling their job responsibilites, but instead choses to spend that time caressing the managerial balloon-knot.
Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.
Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.
Brian: "Did we get those reports from Greg yet?"
John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."
John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."
by Shenaniganz13 February 8, 2023
Get the Executive Tongue-punchmug. When you're describing a situation that is kinda a big deal or important.
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When you have done alot of drugs and are really high or are really drunk.
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When you have done alot of drugs and are really high or are really drunk.
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by Dotts March 4, 2022
Get the punchedmug. I woke up to my friend Maya asking her, "What are you doing?" She said, "Im just muff punching you." I stated, "Your pubes are rubbing against me."
by anonymous June 23, 2025
Get the Muff Punchmug. ...the sexual act , by a male usually, of reaching around and inserting a thumb into one's anus, before pooping on the sidewalk,
I saw someone downtown on the sidewalk giving himself the San Francisco Thumb Punch. He must have been constipated because he was in there for a while...
by ThatsFuctUp September 17, 2025
Get the San Francisco Thumb Punchmug.