A person who not only has regular porn movies in their collection, but also the 'super deluxe 5 disc collection'Of "Super Cum-Shots"
Karl not only has the "Best of Loads" in his porn collection, but he just got "The Best of Cum-Shots" 5-disc box set. What a fuckin' PORN JUNKIE!
by Yougoddamnsonofabitch April 8, 2023
Get the porn junkiemug. Tension porn: boobs about to burst, tight clothing, tight belly expansion, saline infusion, subcutaneous inflation, and large insertions
all of these revolve around tension/pressure. usually painful.
all of these revolve around tension/pressure. usually painful.
by nonobutbut March 5, 2022
Get the Tension Pornmug. by May1005 October 30, 2022
Get the Porn Hubmug. by J Brams February 5, 2023
Get the Crumble Pornmug. Receiving unsolicited links to porn from a friend or co-worker as a prank. Primarily done as a way to frame the recipient of viewing pornographic material while still at work/school.
by RustyNailTermz November 20, 2020
Get the Porn Mailmug. pp porn
by amigay?or.areyou? July 6, 2022
Get the pornmug. If you were alive in the 80s and 90s, you enjoyed watching scrambled porn as a child.
You see, pornography used to be broadcast on a thing called "cable television." But, not just anyone could watch it. You had to pay extra for that. If you didn't, the pornographers would "scramble the signal" which resulted in the channel displaying trippy and occasionally beautiful colors garnished with a fleeting nipple or better. The audio was also scrambled, and sounded like aggressive static spiked with moans.
Boys, it was awesome, and not in an erotic way per se. It seems silly to reflect on it, on my self, to see it in writing. Nonetheless, scrambled porn represents was a more human, more authentic time. And, I, for one, am honored to bear this priceless 90s artifact unto our posterity.
You see, pornography used to be broadcast on a thing called "cable television." But, not just anyone could watch it. You had to pay extra for that. If you didn't, the pornographers would "scramble the signal" which resulted in the channel displaying trippy and occasionally beautiful colors garnished with a fleeting nipple or better. The audio was also scrambled, and sounded like aggressive static spiked with moans.
Boys, it was awesome, and not in an erotic way per se. It seems silly to reflect on it, on my self, to see it in writing. Nonetheless, scrambled porn represents was a more human, more authentic time. And, I, for one, am honored to bear this priceless 90s artifact unto our posterity.
I was having a sleepover at my buddy's house, but I had to go home so I could jerk-off because we were watching scrambled porn.
by BigMayMay August 4, 2024
Get the Scrambled Pornmug.