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Horsey The Horse

The most lovable cuddly horse ever, not a real horse but a teddy bear horse. He is blue and fabulous.
Oh my gosh he’s so huggable… well of horse he’s Horsey the Horse
by Pamthebear March 1, 2025
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Year of the Horse Cock

2014 The year of the horse cock! Jarmer says he’s doing it on his own
What year is it? Why it’s 2014… the year of the horse cock Todd J says I’m doing it on my own.
by Rawdog77 March 14, 2025
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cranking the horse

To masturbate with such force and commitment that one could be mistaken for trying to manually start a 19th-century automobile.
He was cranking the horse crazy style like a desperate cowboy milking thunder from the sky, each stroke a plea to the gods of lust and loneliness. I left the room a changed man.
by HuemanAfterAll May 11, 2025
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Big nigga horse whore

A trans woman who is black and is extremely well endowed and is a gigantic whore for that nigga dick!
Jerome- “Damn she a BIG NIGGA HORSE WHORE dude.” Gerald- “I would know. She slobbered on me knob”
by Malk Juice June 12, 2025
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Ultimate Chicken Horse

The game in which you completely ruin a level for everyone else in the most creative way possible. A multiplayer platformer disguised as a “party game,” where you and your friends build levels together, then immediately turn on each other using spikes, bows, and psychological warfare.
"What are they playing?"
"They're playing Ultimate Chicken Horse."
by osamaaat June 28, 2025
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A jellyfish sex with Horse salt Vs. starburst inside a coffee machine.
"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons
by The Ultimate Gooner August 31, 2025
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