Prairie Hand Pie

While strolling through a grassy knoll and the sudden urge to relieve your bowels hits with extreme force. With no place to actually relieve yourself (out of fear of snakes, poisonous plants, and dysentery), your only option is to reach back and feel the warmth of yesterday’s meals filling your cupped hands.

I should have known that rancid bison meat I had last night would lead to a fresh prairie hand pie this morning.

by Ollieoz June 8, 2019

Pie

A pie is someone who is known to have a saggy arse

Damn that girl has a lemon meringue pie

by Dongle3425 June 19, 2019

Hair pie

When a man releases reproductive fluids onto a woman’s pussy bush

Brad gave Vanessa a hair pie. He came in her pubic hair

by Real_cool_fella_69 September 23, 2019

Pie

Pope

U pie

by Ketoris3 October 8, 2019

Saturday night pork pie express

When the night ends with true hunger and only a pork pie stuffed into a sloppy minge will suppress the need for sustanence.

"you wouldn't believe how my night ended! Didn't need breakfast after that Saturday night pork pie express!"

by Ernieb182 August 17, 2019

spaghetti pie

it's just lasagna

do you guys want spaghetti pie for dinner?

by uwuinator August 20, 2019

cutie pie pozo appreciation day

Every October 18th we celebrate the coolest kids birthday onna block

Example: Bro it cutie pie pozo appreciation day we should do something for him.

by CurlyPubes6996 August 28, 2019