Cold dead dick

Alot like whiskey dick. A cold dead dick can be used in reference in stating that your penis will not get hard from an unattractive female. Thus hitting her with that "cold dead dick".

" I mean I was over her crib and she was butt ass naked but she was built funny as hell. I couldn't get hard worth a shit, I stuck that mother fucker in her soft and gave her that cold dead dick."

by Junior859 August 4, 2018

dead port

A dead port is a network port which there is nothing (in a OSI Layer 5-7 sense) listening on the other side.

Jack: Oh! i think I've installed the Webserver on port 80.
John: No, seems like a dead port..

by samfisher09 August 16, 2018

Dead Roaching

Being tired to the extent where one does not move during sleep.

Dude I'm so tired, I'm going to be dead roaching it tonight.

by AnTi0606 January 31, 2019

Dead period

Period between the super bowl and the first spring training game.

The longest part of the year is the dead period since there is no football on and there is no baseball on.

by Thecaptainmlb February 3, 2019

DEAD

Really really intoxicated

Chelsea was dead on the bathroom floor for 7 hours straight.

by Chels13xo September 3, 2018

Dead Brain

When you put dumb weight in your body and your brain shuts down.

Did you know 30%fat or more is called Dead Brain?

by Everyone Us September 4, 2018

dead meme

a dead meme is a meme that's been overused AF

Tay: Hey, have you seen this meme?
Jordan: Yeah kush will ddos you is a good meme but kush is a dead meme

by cocacola42 September 5, 2018