David

He only likes girls who start with S and end with elma. He is cute and hot. And he’s Selma’s so back off

-hey David ur hot
-idc Selma is my bby

by davidsgfbackoff December 31, 2021

David

A horrible person who wants to boof me and others and loves to listen to roleplay sex online. He's into selfcest, rape and more.

David's a bitch and a meaning

David loves men

by Goldie323 March 5, 2025

david

when something is ragebait

"nah this is so david"

by jobiff April 22, 2025

David Riesenkamp

David riesenkamp is a guy that likes things that a girl likes

hello, do you think he is a David Riesenkamp type of guy?
Yeah, i think so

by gyat warrior April 22, 2024

David

When there’s no good words for a woman’s thing (ie, pussy is gross, cunt is weird, vagina is too formal) so you refer too it as a David

Don’t kick me in the David!

I’m on my period and my David hurts like a mf

by RAWRRRRRRRXD March 20, 2025

davide

He is a beautiful boy and you have a wonderful character, sometimes he is an asshole but still loves you. if he gives you heart take it because only a few people can have what he gives you. he is insecure of himself but when you see him he remains speechless because he has something that always attracts you at any time. he is the typical boy who loves to be with friends and who feels like a home.

Davide would give you his life but if you hurt him he takes revenge

by anonymous November 21, 2021

David

Little middle child with neglect issues. No matter what a David will make sure he’s the center of the Cheesecake Factory making fun of his sister and her eating habits.

“David, stop being a shit head”

by Pissypantspomade November 13, 2021