David Wise

One of the greatest music producers of all time responsible for creating many peoples' childhoods and the genius behind the greatest track ever, Stickerbush Symphony.

David Wise is the best.

by The Wild Weston March 3, 2022

Shirin David

A German singer-songwriter and rapper, born by the name of Barbara Shirin Davidačius in Lithuania, who has topped the German charts 5 times. She made some of the best songs of all time like "be a hoe/break a hoe" or "ich darf das".

Her parents are from Iran and Lithuania. Besides that, she outsold your fave aaand she's probably the best person to ever walk on German ground and she'll be considered a legend by the age of 40.

"I heard Shirin David is releasing a new album next year."

- " OH MY F***ING GOD I'M GONNA FAINT"

by WheneverUCall March 3, 2022

David Hasselhoff

The fastest means of transportation in the seven seas. Can deliver you from shell city to bikini bottom in a matter of minutes.

"Oh no... how are we ever gonna get back to Bikini Bottom now?"
"I can take you there."
"Who are you?!"
"I'm David Hasselhoff."

by wyllielee August 13, 2021

Anna and David

Two people who need to hurry up and get tf together

Person 1: Who's Anna and David
Person 2: Two people who are too scared to ask each other out but they're basically dating.

by TheSmartestOneHere August 20, 2021

David Syndrome

When u read something completely normal as something else that is completely fucked up

Why did I read math as meth?
You got David Syndrome bro

by NotSusIndividual September 1, 2021

David

Smart

David is smart

by Fashiongirlie June 6, 2021

David

David is an annoying person who is a massive jerk sometimes, yet somehow has friends. They may even be lucky enough to have a significant other.

"Did you hear? David recently bought a new car."
"How do I feel happy for him yet also annoyed?"

by Threecheers June 6, 2021