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David

David is an extremely Horne man and will stop at nothing to get a picture of a girl
Girl 1 Did you see David fly his drone
Girl 2 Yea he flew it right behind are friends and was looking at the camera
by IloveMilfsMoan May 30, 2022
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david

david is the biggest meany and he is not welcome in my household and he should be welcomed in yours…steer clear of every david you ever meet bc he will always be cocky and prideful
“you talk to david ???? run.”

yeah i should
by anti david’s October 3, 2021
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David

More often than not this is a term used to describe a vertically challenged, husky(very husky) human that resembles a Weeble. Yes…weebles wabble but they don’t fall down.
“mommy! mommy” screams little Timmy as he is walking home with his mom from the library. “It’s a giant Weeble and it’s alive”. “Oh Timmy, no need to be afraid son, that’s not a giant human Weeble” says his mother. “Thats just David”
by Krifti January 21, 2025
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David

David is the cutest man alive. He got that 8 inch dick, and his body count is 1500+. Don't ask how I know that though...
Girl: You know David?
Girl 2: Yeah omg hes so hot
Girl: Should I ask him out for prom?
Girl 2: Yas queen
by sleepy 🙈 January 6, 2023
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Davide Urbisci

Of course someone is gonna search me up...
Just Davide Urbisci being himself
by TheRealDavideUrbisci February 4, 2018
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David

david is a amazing bf. i love him with all my heart ❤️. I <3 david. my number 1 bb.
david is amazing and gives me lots of kisses
by iheartdavid November 3, 2022
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David Mata

cool guy: that guy is a retard

loser: who
cool guy: david mata
by COOLGUY!!!1 September 25, 2021
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