cancer crayon 

Most commonly known as a cigarette, it's shape resembles an innocent crayon, filled with cancer causing chemicals.

Bob: Bro, I'm gonna go outside and light a cig, you want one?

Harry: Dude, you mean a cancer crayon?

Bob: I guess, but cig or cigarette sounds better.

Harry: I'm straight. Enjoy you cancer-filled crayon

Bob: Will do.

cancer crayon by pseudoslimshady September 1, 2011

Brown crayon 

You have sex with a girl in the ass. Immediately after you poke her in the eye with your dick. She contracts pink eye from her own butt

Can't believe she got a brown crayon.

Brown crayon by Leonard1541452 November 25, 2017

Craxy 

Slang for kinky
Usually referred to as being craxy, not feeling craxy

"Damn your craxy!"
"Your so craxy!"

Craxy by Spoon Dude & Evil Lam Sam October 3, 2006

Crayon 

Dude a crayon is a retard....durr

"Jesus your such a fucking crayon!"

Crayon by Krista April 21, 2005

hot crayabz 

1. Something really cool like your girlfriends snatch.

2. The snatch of a girl who happens to be hot.

3. Yo mamma's snatch, bitch.

4. Really good drugs.

Its all about hot crayabz!!!

hot crayabz by Oogely Boogely December 1, 2006

Craycist 

The act of being discriminatory toward people or situations that are both crazy and racist.

DAS CRAYCIST

Craycist by 50percent May 17, 2013

Craynyon

The testicles of a crossbreed between an eagle and a cow

That Fried Craynyon looks awful tasty

Craynyon by Villainous September 16, 2011