The Clown That Raped Everything (1983)

A lost horror movie (Rated PG) directed by Steve Miner exclusively released in Arkansas.

The Clown That Raped Everything (1983) was pulled form shelves after multiple parents found that it was unsuitable for MOST children after viewing the infamous "Slutty Pancakes!" scene.

by Longhorn Death December 29, 2025

Rent-A-Clown

A destination that is such a waste of your time that you can't attach a value to it.

"I got stuck driving around with my dad the other day."
"Where'd you go?"
"Rent-A-Clown. Complete fucking waste of my day."

by Justim September 28, 2008

Punching my clown

A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.

Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.

Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.

by Call me Dragon August 19, 2011

Bitchy the Clown

Someone who flips a bitch because you talk to her boyfriend often. Believes that in a relationship it's better to have no "guy" friends or "girl" friends that might threaten the relationship. Has makeup that seriously makes her look like a clown and is the most ugly-ass bitch on the face of the planet. Can't take care of her business herself and has her little spy-followers, who are also ugly-ass bitches, take care of her business for her. Won't stand for anything so needs to sit down. Pop a squat, bitch. *insert sound of whip cracking*

Wow, she's Bitchy the Clown today, isn't she?

Good grief, how much of a Bitchy the Clown can someone get??

by winddoesntblowthatway June 5, 2012

Bounce The Clown

Another way to tell a person to go "jack off" or masturbate.

Man: I got a confession to make. Since I've laid eyes on you, I wanted to be with you and have kids together and hopefully raise a family. I love you.

Woman: Motherfucker I'm MARRIED YOU ASSHOLE! GO BOUNCE THE CLOWN SOMEWHERE!!!

by arkumheartless December 22, 2012

Rohith the Clown

A German, Swedish, Russian, Boston clown who lives on a bus. Talking to random passengers about his life experiences Such as : "Never fallow your dreams."

"Clown college is more depressing than the name suggest."

"If you are born on a bus you life is going to sucks. I would know I was born on a bus."
He is most notably remembered for insulting peoples names. As in calling what he calls "stupid names."

that guy in the back alleyway who pissed in my mouth looks like Rohith the Clown!

by ABoardFreshman April 15, 2013

down with the clown frown

Being on a friendly basis with someone who is generally depressing but still amusing.

"Hey isn't that that weird Kyle kid? He really brings down a room." - Person A
"Hold your tongue, hussy, I'm down with the clown frown." - Person B

by Appleanche November 9, 2014