Human Bean

1. (v.) The act of masturbating, specifically relating to female anatomy (clitoral stimulation). A playful, punny spin-off of the phrase "flicking the bean," inspired by the drive-thru coffee franchise of the same name.

2. (n.) A person who is currently, or is known for, engaging in said solo act.

Example 1
"Hey, I'm heading out to visit the Human Bean. Want me to grab you a double shot of espresso, or should I just come back looking refreshed and exhausted?"

Example 2
Mark: "Where's Jessica? She's been 'getting coffee' at the Human Bean for like forty-five minutes."
Chloe: "Oh, honey, she's not waiting in the drive-thru line. She’s at home practicing self-care."

Human Bean by Mayor_Gago June 11, 2026

Crusty Bean

When a woman tans without bottoms on, and her clit crusts.

“If she keeps sunbathing without bottoms on, she could get a crusty bean.”

Crusty Bean by Pseudo dude-o June 13, 2026

flaming three-bean charlie 

A woman who has three clitorises and tries to burn two of them off with a home electrolysis kit but instead accidentally sets her vagina on fire

Do you remember Shaniquah whose mom lived under those power lines, the ambulance was at her crib last nite 'cause she gave herself a flaming three-bean charlie

flaming three-bean charlie by dearthyvader March 29, 2010

tahitian vanilla bean

When a man or woman submerges a gallon container of vanilla ice cream in another woman's asshole while furiously stabbing their clitoris

Gilbert suggested the Tahitian Vanilla Bean to his naughty girlfriend, but she valued her tight bum, and did not want a loose asshole (see loose asshole for details)

tahitian vanilla bean by Owenthecockshucker November 5, 2013

clip his bean 

when you hit/punch someone in there head

When I see that n*gga Ima clip his bean

clip his bean by Miaax27 September 5, 2015

the dirty bean 

Nickname for The city of Boston, ma
Reffering to the lack of cleanliness amongst its streets, alleys, and train stations.

Its been a loooong time since i left the Dirty Bean.

the dirty bean by Richyguapo September 30, 2015

Put weight on the bean 

When you get hot and heavy on the clitoris.

i.e. did you hear Jim last night? He bought that girl home and put weight on the bean.

Put weight on the bean by Nepenthes126 December 4, 2016