Midlife Mile‑Club

A discreet hangout (or roster) of middle-aged men—married or settled—who see sex as the top priority and treat weekend cheating like a rite of passage: the cheat‑code for mid‑crisis sexual validation. It is a sex club who caters to unattractive middle aged men who have no morals and who are unemployed.

“That guy who keeps looking over here needs to join the Midlife Mile‑Club, no one else wants him”
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"

by Does it Dirty June 9, 2025

Clubbed to Death

An awesome triphop song by Rob Dougan, used in the Matrix movies.

Man, I love listening to Clubbed to Death while I expose pedophiles!

by UlgrinVonGury June 10, 2025

The Golf Club Treatment

The action of torturing someone with a golf club for revenge against someone who justifyingly killed the avenger's dad, coined from the Last of Us Part 2 in the infamous "Golf" scene.

I'm gonna give that fucker The Golf Club Treatment!

by REDBOSS2008 September 26, 2025

Might club

The first rule of might club is never commit to plans
Second rule might be added later......maybe

Coming to the might club meeting..,,.....meh maybe

by Kcirtap eralc September 26, 2025

Print Club

A recurring subscription where the "club" or group of artists send out small art prints, pins, and stickers in snail mail familiar fashion.

Have you seen this months print club mail? There was the the cutest pins and stickers!

by uncsaprintclub October 10, 2025

FTU LOSER CLUB

FTU Loser Club is the biggest fan-base for FTUer and non-FTUer (college students in general). The club is fueled with love and passion (lmao hell no) for the school.

“Mấy con gà mà biết gì, FTU Loser Club peak vl 🔥”

by Zerydrika October 26, 2025

the 250 club

The comedy prophet, Joe Rogan's, knowledge that only 250 humans have the elite designation, genetics, willpower, and sheer talent to become comedians. Us eight billion untermensch must acknowledge their standing and that we shall never even perceive an infinitesimal amount of talent it takes to be one of the 250 comedians on planet Earth.

Tony Hitchcliffe has got to be the biggest unintelligent fag out of the 250 club.

by Midnight Oil November 2, 2025