British Potato

The act of one getting a vegetable and peeling the skin from there dick and having sex

"it hurt so bad when I did a British potato with my girl"-some dumbshit

by Putin on my glasses April 18, 2018

Potato

A potato is the greatest most beautiful person in the world!!

Has great sense of humor and they are comedy gold!!!! They are swag and there nerds! They do what ever they want..sometimes and last but never least

THEY ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD IN ABOUT 7 - 9 DAYS!!!!!!!

“Omg potato”

by Jjjjjjjhjjjdhhdhdj February 10, 2018

Raunchy Mashed Potatoes

What to call sex between two old people (30+) as the man is past his peak (rotten potatoes) and the woman is expired (rotten milk).

"Ew, I caught my grandparents doing the raunchy mashed potatoes!"

by raunchyrooster93 August 14, 2024

Mashing Potatoes

When your having sex with a girl and she squirts on your face then you throw up.

I was mashing potatoes last night then had to take a shower to wash the filth off .

by Doofenshmirtz1218 December 21, 2024

derping potatoes

A youtube channel created in 2014 by tati and ann.
they make videos about 5sos, 1d, other celebs and basically their lives.

'Hey are you a potato? I love derping potatoes too!

by ladiedadiedaah March 19, 2016

Potato Drinkers

A derogatory name for Russians due to their proclivity for drinking vodka, which is traditionally distilled from potatoes.

“Let’s beat these potato drinkers!!”

-The U.S.A. Olympic Team, probably

by FlipMeOver July 27, 2021

Potatoes

A big round smexy vegetable that has a flat bum.

I love me potatoes.

by madienna August 28, 2019