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Sam

Sam is big man
by samfan101 July 27, 2025
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Sam Osgood

Guy who loves half days and is extremely retarded
That guy has a 0.0 GPA. it must be Sam Osgood
by Dickandcock February 8, 2024
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Sam Weaver

A Sam Weaver (also known as a Sweaver (female)), is a very average guy. His penis is averaged sized, height, hair, emotional stability, fighting skills. is body parts resemble penis' to the naked eye and his mum is always angry. He doesn't leave his house much. Sits down playing Call of Duty 6 and not showering.
Jay: Should we get Sam Weaver to come out?
Dru: Yeah good idea!

Sam Weaver: can't, Mum's Angry.
by JayYung December 9, 2024
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Sam

Prob a person who think he's funny but really isn,t and he claims he gets a lot of girls when all he does is scare them away. Prob will be a pedo when he;s older.
Sam is annoying and scares girls
by BrehWhymea April 30, 2023
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Sam

A bitch who sucks dick because he has no friend.

All sams are gay
by Quue June 4, 2019
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Sam maloniy

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Sam also known as Charlie shine or otherwise known as elbow grease is a long haired lesbian lover who loves to suck carpet like a alcoholic who spilled there whisky
Sam “ loves wind in the willows “ Sam maloniy
by mikew whiscoucie July 24, 2019
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Sam Lawson

Sam lawson is a prick, he leads on girls and chats shit behind there back about how they are slags then try’s to get back with them.
Did you see what sam lawson said about that girl but now he’s trying to get back with her.
by i have chlamydia March 23, 2020
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