wipe your nose

To fight or punch some one.

You can't fight, I'll wipe your nose.

by swizzyt June 29, 2017

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Hiding in your Cellphone

When someone tries to bypass an awkward situation when they're around people they have nothing to say to by pretending to be busy doing something with their cell phone. In fact, they know they're just looking at old text messages and lightly tapping the buttons or something.

Generally for people who don't know how to make idle conversation.

(One person is on the elevator when another person they KINDA know steps on)

Jim: Hi Sue, nice weather we're having.

Sue: Yeah it sure is!

....(awkward silence)

(both pull out their cell phones and stare at them blankly until the elevator reaches a stop)

(Bob who knows them both enters)

Bob: The old hiding in your cellphone trick eh? Doesn't anyone know how to make small talk anymore?

by Justaguy295720957 July 21, 2009

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spill your junk

The act of blowing your load in or on some bitch.

Steve: Would you spill your junk inside that cum dumpster over there?
Matt: Dude, that whore is 87 years old.
Steve: Whatever, she's probably a good fuck.

by SprintTM June 22, 2009

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treat your nose

To snort cocaine through the nose.

"And I tried to smoke weed to give me the fix I need
what the game did to my pulse, with no results
And you can treat your nose and still won't come close"
- Jay-Z - "Allure"

by incubusfanclm2 May 23, 2009

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Scooch your cooch

Said to a girl when you want her to move over to make room or to hurry up. Can be said to a guy as an insult.

"Come on, Kevin! Pull out your tampon and scooch your cooch! We're gonna be late!"

"Scooch your cooch, Jen! I'm not sitting on the floor with that uggo Berta."

by Big Poppa Jon October 18, 2009

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