brown apostrophe

When you have a kink that turns possessive. Your brown apostrophe.

At first, John and Mary were only experimenting with bondage. Now John only can get off to pain. It's his brown apostrophe.

by Goatsgalore April 30, 2023

Brown Town

When a man shits in his hand and throws it off his balcony. Usually the man makes monkey noises and aims for people he considers to be a “monkey.”

Jimmy can’t go to sleep without a good brown town!

by Mrbuttholesmeller January 6, 2023

Brown Death

Brown death is a disease carried by Indians

Oh no look out Siddhi has brown death!

by Chingchongeaterkilla December 3, 2018

Brown Surprise

When you drinking hot coffee and sneeze unexpectedly.

Friend 1: Hey, that looks like a good cup of Joe.

Friend 2: Achooo!

Friend 1: Oh no! Brown Surprise!

by slumdom December 3, 2018

mysterious brown

Mysterious brown: something brown on your skin or clothing that could be chocolate from a previously eaten snack or it could be dirt, or it could be shit. You can't be sure that it is chocolate or you could lick it off, so you have to clean it.

Oh no, I just ate a kit kat bar and then pet the dog and now I found something brown on my arm. That is some mysterious brown. I'd better wash it off with soap and water.

by DebbyHM December 9, 2018

Brown Wind

The fart that comes out when you have to poop, and it smells like the poop.

That smells like some brown wind!

by TheMakerDowner December 11, 2018

Brown Happy

1. an orgasm that occurs while one is being anally penetrated
2. a cocktail composed of chocolate coconut milk and vodka

While my girlfriend was pegging me last night, I had an amazing brown happy.

by Brown Happy July 6, 2017