slap my grandma

Phrase used when experiencing excitement. Can be used in my place of "no kidding."

Well, slap my grandma! My dog's name is Badonkadonk too!

by Lindsay Hamel May 2, 2008

Dummy slap

When one person calls someone else a "dummy" and proceeds to slap them.

Person A: Dummy! *slaps Person B*
Person B: Ow

by P-town gangsta March 30, 2005

Nigga be cool slap

A slap to calm you or your friend down when out of control

You better chill before I Nigga be cool slap you!

by Solja Loki February 12, 2009

slapping my mom

something you do when she pisses you off....i mean honestly? wtf does grounding mean anyway? who does that?

my mom's a bitch....i feel like slapping my mom!!

by janet_babii079 June 21, 2008

Slap the Kitty

The act of Female Masturbation.

Jenna slap the kitty last night when I was fucking her.

by Mr.Cricket May 25, 2016

Bitch slap

A bitch slap is a subtle yet harsh way to make sure they get the point across well and truly. Particularly for those annoying bitches whom just do not get the hint, and keep on and on at you until provoked to 'bitch slap' them, like a wake up call.

Bitch: wanna go out with me....wanna go out with me....wanna go out with me..

Victim: No, you're alright.

Bitch: go out with me, or else.....go out with me, or else....go out with me, or else.

Victim: I said no, thanks.

Bitch: I'm gonna stalk you while you sleep......hear me....stalk you...

Victim: 'bitch slap' now do you get it?

Bitch: I'm going to get you for this, yeah I get it.

Victim: what have I got to do to make the hint sink into her thick skull?

by Long Johns November 27, 2013

Slap Leather

Elder Abuse. Smacking/slapping an old person whose face is like old leather.

Did you hear Becky slap leather last night? I thought she was going to beat her Grandma to death!

by T Money$$ April 25, 2019