Jake Tiry

Jake Tiry is the lowest of lowest life forms on earth. Calling someone a Jake Tiry means you have been known to abuse all living things in life. Jake Tiry would be the equivalent of being a blob of cum on the bottom of a fat whores vagina lips after having someone shit and piss on said whore and then being fucked by a horse.

Hey Dave, your being a Jake Tiry. Your better than that!
Jan walking down the street notices someone kicking a dog. Jan yelled out "Hey Jake Tiry stop that!"

by nonyabitch July 8, 2019

Jakeing it

When a man is balls deep in a woman and she asks him to go deeper. He then says “you get what you get and you don’t throw a fit”

Jim was Jakeing it with Jessica

by Homebody37 June 4, 2025

jake chaparro

The cutest thing ever. He gives really good hugs and you can't ever get enough of him. He's an amazing human, especially to Kaylee.

Did you see that Jake Chaparro? He's really attractive.

by Dab on em November 17, 2016

Jake

massive dick

yo bro how much u be packen (Jake)

by bob the builder thick man April 6, 2022

Jake-ing

To feign knowledge of a subject and find a reason to check your phone to google said subject to identify buzz phrases of subect in order to seem well read on said subject.

Yeah I mean he wrote good stories, but his Jake-ing on literally every subject was just too fucking much.

by JimThinkExist September 23, 2021

Jake

A damn hot man with hot eyes and hot hair and a steamy greasy oily hot bod. He has a lovely height and loves kids (in a friendly way)

"hot, steamy, oily, chunky, Jake bod"

by Big chunk of oily meat December 30, 2022

Jake

Jake is a guy who is usually pretty quiet but is a lot of fun to be around. He tends to have more friends that are girls than those who are boys. He is the most caring guy in the world and can make any girl feel better if they have had a bad day. He loves making things and really does a lot for people. If you have a Jake in your life you are super lucky even if he does get on your nerves a little. He means well in every situation and is kind of oblivious at times but you just gotta love him and it's so hard to be mad at a Jake for a while. don't ever lose him as a friend cuz he is the best guy in the whole world to be around.

Girl: hey look it's Jake!

Girl 2: yeah we should talk to him, I've heard he's super nice

by 2stroke4life December 18, 2019