SAM

A Sam is a very shabby kind of person who will never be able to do a backflip while eating a lemon. If u ever date a Sam you will be sure to get many kinds of infections when looking deep into his eyes while eating a lemon. He may look at meme all day long and play fortnite but he is still a little funny or at least u laugh so that he doesn’t cry because he is a sensitive person especially when he eats lemons.

“Omg I’m so sad because my friend can do a backflip while eating a lemon but I can’t”
Other person “well it’s financial because Sam can’t do it either”

“Ohhh yay”

by Pablo despasiyo December 23, 2018

Sam The Cat

A cat meant to live with at least 5 children; minimum 2 dogs and a horse

To qualify for Sam the Cat, you must first have 5 kids.

by Omnipreuneurdort March 10, 2021

sam-hash

Term used to 'covertly' communicate one's opinion on the attractivenss of another human being, a roundabout phrasing of "smash". Can be used in many circumstances, as part of a sentence or as a stand-alone exclamation. Partciularly useful in the presence of girlfriends/wives and preferable to "I'd plow that into the ground".

Silent 'h' is preferable to achieve the desired effect, leaving the sound of 'Sam-ash'

1. On seeing an attractive piece of biatch flesh in the street,

John: "Sam-Hash!"
Girlfriend: "What???"
John: "Just remembered someone's name from work."

2. Guy 1: "Would Sam-Hash. Defintiely Sam-hash."

Guy 2: "Smashtastic. A solid smash out of smash"

by Sirty1000 April 27, 2011

Sam

Sam. A person who you just Cant live without. He truly Love all his friends and family with all his heart. Sam is someone who sticks Around, at ur worst and best Days. Sam is the absolute best boyfriend you Will ever find, with all his Love, you'll not need anything else IF you ever find yourself a Sam that loves you, you couldt ask for more.

I wish i'd find myself A Sam...

by Lov3} December 11, 2016

Olivia Sam

She is so funny, honest, down to earth , and just an amazing helpful person to have by your side. She is not just some girl or any ordinary person, she’s OLIVIA FUCKING SAM! “I’m super straight forward”

She is down to earth , And just like beautiful but also such a wonderful person to have in your life. If you have an “ Olivia Sam” don’t lose her.

by Hajzofmdnsjskmz sjxksmms January 16, 2019

Sam Pilkington

Absolute unit could steal ur wife mum gran dad uncle grandad child. Is an all round stud and would be a MAN u would like to see 🥵

Yo is that Sam Pilkington

Y/n: Ye I got a nice feeling about this

by Sammmnydje November 23, 2021

Sam

This name is the name of a guy getting yelled at by a friend, whenever he says something. That something is either, sarcastic, a bit rude, or extremely funny but she won’t admit it
And “S A M” is usually followed by “S T O P HAJD”

“I told you I would do it!”
SAM
“HAHA”

by Kogaynex March 2, 2019