HUGE PENIS. Alex will 100% of the time be packing shmeat and will always be a chica magnet especially to small underage girls
by NotAlexArmstrong August 23, 2020
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a lil dingleberry who is a twink and licks dreams (the ytbers) feet all the time and is too obsessed with josh hutcherson and lovejoy.
by lyvnx December 28, 2023
A guy who sucks mad dick and gets no pussy he's really lonely and has no friends and never will have any he might be adopted and he also has cancer but other than that no one likes him and no one ever will like him Alex is the type of guy to try and steal your girl but pull out his 2 inch dick then get rejected
by JUICE IS DADDY February 06, 2021
Alex your a cheapskate
by handmedownjuice February 01, 2018