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An evil, which must be watched for
Yo dude i got scoot!

Ew man!

(He banishes him to the shadow realm)
Scoot by cupman28 April 28, 2020
A glisteningly moist hairy axe wound necessitating the wiping of using the dog with an itchy ring method of scooting across the front room carpet.
Ee 'er minge were scooty, took the 'hole ov 'er mothers guest room curtain t' mek it skoom agin
Scooty by Elbasstardo May 21, 2020

Scootching 

the act or performance of a scootch. it can mean multiple things at once.
Invented in the year 2020 by North Carolina resident Taryn
AYO pass the scootch bro!
Susan quit SCOOTCHING all over my floor!!
That weasel scootches around
Scootching by Dtf75 May 25, 2020
A scooter is someone who is very clueless and retarded and doesn’t ever get what anyone says. That is also why you probably looked up this definition.
Person 1:
“You’re such a scooter!”
Person 2:

“What does that mean?” *looks it up on urban dictionary*
Scooter by athena ascending June 9, 2020
Typically a male with the name Matt who goes to a university in the same state he grew up in. He likes to stay up late at night and count his caloric intake while he power washes his prize possession, his razors cx9 power blade scooter from Walmart.
Damn, never thought you could be such a scooter, but here we are.
Scooter by Irhugdigtyf July 20, 2020

shoot shards 

Administering crystal methamphetamine into the system intravenously.
I don't smoke dope. Bitch, I shoot shards.
shoot shards by Smokedopeeveryday September 1, 2020