Jesus mode

Basically the opposite of sicko mode. Can be used when going to a place that you have to act socially acceptable, such as church or a funeral, or if you need to do good in a presentation or test for school.

"I'm about to go Jesus mode on the test."

by 241Bundalo March 21, 2019

Black Jesus

A god

Black Jesus was found running from the police.

by The Real Black Jesus March 24, 2019

Nick Jesus

A douchbag who is always depressed

That dude is Nick Jesus! He’s such a docuhebag!

by Dhehhdhd March 31, 2019

jesus stick

a vape

Hey Bobbie, can I see your Jesus stick for a sec?

by cattle graze April 6, 2019

Jesus Tear

that tear someone(preferably a chick) gets when she’s sucking your dick and goes to deep....

(on chick to another) i went down on him so deep i gag’d n got a jesus tear

by bootsherk March 27, 2018

Jesus

Bitch ass nibba

Jesus: bitch ass nibba
Lil pump: no u
Jesus: *dies*

by Zet133 March 23, 2018

Jesus Cruz

1. Is a millionaire

2. Married to Virginia Lopez

3.Works at a company
4. Landscape at the sunrise landscaping

Jesus Cruz your the best.

by ...12...... May 21, 2018