S- job

Soap job
Hand job made with soap, when out of lotion.

My girl is always out of lotion so she gave me S- job

by atthirari January 4, 2016

The Italian Job

When your masturbating in the kitchen and accidentally spill olive oil on your penis, however the sensation keeps you going and gives you the urge to prepare a lasagne

Guy 1: "So I was in the kitchen just beating one out before making my girl dinner, then suddenly BOOM!!! Got olive oil on my dick."
Guy 2: "So what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I said Mama Mia that's a good shit! Finished. Made my girl a lasagne"
Guy 2: Ah The Italian Job. Classic.

by Shark_Dude_Bruh January 23, 2021

Food job

The act of sexual gratification using food to please ones self. Is usually messy.

"Did you hear? Amy gave Shaun a food job! What a slut!"

by LocalKitty January 1, 2018

Rim job

To lick ones asshole, man on man ,man on woman, woman on man, woman on woman. One takes there Tung and licks around the edge or rim giving it the word rim job. Also you can stick your Tung up in the asshole as far as you can and tickle the inside walls of the asshole. Personally I love giving and receiving a rim job

Boy my wife gave me the best time job I ever had I never new she was capable of doing it not only does she love receiving one she also loves giving me one

Rim job means to lick ones asshole around the rim that's where rim job comes in, but it was later learned that sticking the Tung up in the asshole as far as you can and tickle the walls of the asshole was even more pleasure ,Early on it was believed to be a homosexual act but it's well known now that it's enjoyable for all sexual orientation gay or straight.

by Bizzy 491 May 6, 2018

bean job

a bean job is a like a hand job but with beans

give him a bean job

by flatfish87 May 11, 2018

Job Sitting

its when you are at work and there are no customers and there is nothing to do and you are just sitting there watching from your position and waiting for something to happen. After a while you begin to start thinking of the most random things possible and playing with your phone.

Hey want to hang later?

Cant I have job sitting at five.

Sounds like Fun!

by Abrilita January 25, 2011

hack job

An inside hit to disrupt or undermine someone or something .

It was an inside hack job that brought her down.

by jazzman52 January 6, 2017