butthole mouth

When the sassy black nurse puts her hands on her hips, cocks her head to the side, raises her eyebrows, purses her lips, and says "mmmm-hmmm!", she is making a butthole mouth.

Trump's press secretary has reached out to actor Gary Coleman in hopes the former child star can help the President make a proper butthole mouth.

by whooer's your daddy February 20, 2017

sad horses mouth

1. a literal sad horses mouth
2. where a older woman or whore have lost their elasticity in their vagina, meaning then when it comes to intercourse its like putting fingers or a penis in a moist bin bag.

how was that girl last night?
worn she had sad horses mouth syndrome

by so help me September 24, 2016

Mary Poppin’s Mouth

A throat so deep that you could pull anything out of it

That bitch had a mary poppin’s mouth so deep that I almost got lost.

by runnindownmyvagina November 28, 2021

Dry-mouth rotisserie

The declining of spit-roasting.

“James Let’s spit-roast her.”
“How about dry-mouth rotisserie John”

by Pablo Picasso 111 July 21, 2022

Golden Mouth

A nick name given to Cleopatra by Julius Caesar. This name was given to her as she was remarkably good at giving head. The term golden is used as she is royalty, and mouth because she was good at using it while giving the blowjob.

It is still used as a name for people who are good at it.

I was blown by a golden mouth.

by i did not make it boom May 8, 2024

Sausage Mouth

Someone who's love of sausages is so extreme it has completely altered the smell of their breath to what can only be decribed as entering a room that has been scented by sausage candles. You may think this sounds like a delightful smell....you would be very wrong

Edwards don't you breath on me you've got sausage mouth

by SGW86 December 5, 2014

mouth oatmeal

Mouth Oatmeal is raw oatmeal with saliva substituting for the water/milk you’d mix it with.

“Yo Dave we got any water? I wanna eat this oatmeal.”
“Nah, we gotta eat mouth oatmeal”

by Koister August 25, 2020