jake’s girlfriend most likely begins with a k and is the best girl, and the prettiest girl in the whole wide world, jake doesn’t deserve this girl.
by lovergirllx March 08, 2024
by The Steel Beam March 25, 2019
So sexy and has very sweaty hands. he picks his nose . and he has a very massive penis compared to the average man. also he is only attracted to women who have mental issues and want to harm themselves. he walks under signs and walks over 3 drains so his luck is so shit i reckon he will never get lucky in his life with a women
by jake coles biggest fan June 19, 2023
by Eh not important May 06, 2018
Taylor Swift: But the punchline goes, “I’ll get older, but your lovers stay my age.”
Jake Gyllenhaal: ...but no one my age will date me.
Jake Gyllenhaal: ...but no one my age will date me.
by Swiftie88 November 23, 2021
When you've got a big test or assignment due, but call in sick until you're certain that though at-home study you'll get a good mark. Pulling a Jake also includes telling all your friends that you did bad in a test, only to receive the highest grade possible at a later date.
James: Why isn't Tom at school today?
Bob: I think he's pulling a Jake.
James: Yeah probably, and I bet that when he turns up he'll tell us he that he failed the test.
Bob: I think he's pulling a Jake.
James: Yeah probably, and I bet that when he turns up he'll tell us he that he failed the test.
by AnonGuyILikePie July 02, 2014