half laid

When a significant other is fake or imaginary, but the thought of having sex with that person has crossed ones mind.

Nick mentioned he had been laid after the date, however he was only half laid.

by Epson390 July 4, 2021

Half A Sausage Up Their Ass

Refers to someone pretending to be gay, usually done as a joke, a bet, or for some kind of monetary gain.

Logan Paul has half a sausage up his ass.

This guy, has half a sausage up their ass. Clearly they are just acting gay to get money.

by Double Wizard Potabro February 17, 2019

Half Sheek On

A semi erection that often occurs early morning.

'Dan move up'
'I cant iv only got a half sheek on'

by M-PARKER January 6, 2008

half money

Half of an amount of money

Hey man I’ll pay you back half money

by Idontkniwwhatmynameshouldbe December 7, 2017