Facebook Friend Zoned

A state in which you find yourself in after talking to a girl for a awhile, and then suddenly ignored completely. However you are still friends on Facebook for all eternity.

Dave- "Awwww man...I've been talking to this girl for a few weeks, but now she won't respond to my texts. I'm still her friend on Facebook though...."

Mike- " Dude, you just got Facebook Friend Zoned."

by tpainbakersman June 9, 2013

Facebook Man Hoe

A guy that likes every slutty pictures posted by females on Facebook. He comments "sooo beautiful" and "hotttt" even though he is dating someone else. A jerk.

Sister: Are you and Lewis still together? I see in my news feed that he likes and comments on all the slutty pictures.

Lewis' Girlfriend: Yah he is a Facebook man hoe.

by JennDub July 16, 2014

Facebook Carbon Dating

When a woman hides her year of birth on facebook in an attempt to conceal true age, and one must use life events such as graduation photos to gain an approximate age. Similar to the archeological use of Radiocarbon Dating to estimate the age of an artifact by the half-life decay of it's surroundings.

She told me she was 24 but after Facebook carbon dating her photos it turned out she graduated high school last year.

by GQDK December 4, 2014

facebook status whore

NOUN

One who clogs your facebook notifications with ridiculous status updates every 30 minutes.

25 notifications in a row?? Jeff is such a Facebook status whore !!

by soapy pickle November 4, 2013

Facebook Group Administrator

A position withing a Facebook group that has no real purpose at all except for being a cool title.

John: I'm a Facebook Group Administrator!
Gerald: So what. I'm in Admin too and I don't actually do anything.

by koltilluminatorz August 4, 2012

Facebook High Five

When someone "likes" a comment you have made on another person's status, and you "like" the same comment in response.

This is the first recorded use of the Facebook High Five between the accredited inventor Jason Dominguez, and his friend Gary Wynans, and serves as an example of it's use:

Gary Wynans applaud this man!
9 minutes ago · Unlike · 2

Jason Dominguez The way to applaud on facebook is the double like... it can also be used as a virtual high five... let me show you....
8 minutes ago · Like

Gary Wynans i WISH facebook had a high 5 button
6 minutes ago · Like

Jason Dominguez This is serve as proof we invented it... Don't delete this status... we may be coming into a nice fat check pretty soon!
5 minutes ago · Like

Jason Dominguez UP HIGH!
4 minutes ago · Unlike · 2

by Jaybevil December 2, 2011

facebook him/her

To find some one on Facebook.A friend or so.

Ray:it's been a long time since i haven't spoken to katy/barny.where is she/he ?
Andy:i know.let's Facebook him/her.

by Sac.chauhan March 22, 2011