my dog

Your dog is the best- My dog is the best
people who dont like dogs, never had a dog or just bad people
unless the dog was out of there mind
my dogs great
so is yours

my dog is so bad he ate my taco bell earlier.

by imneverheather October 5, 2020

horse dog

Something that is of such low quality it becomes worse than horse shit and dog shit put together.

-Have you tried Better buy orange juice?
Yes, its horse dog!

by solomonf January 11, 2009

Sad dog

A hot dog eaten with a slice of bread rather than a hot dog bun; especially pertains to the use of wheat bread

I haven't gone food shopping in a few weeks, so it looks like I'll be having a sad dog for dinner.

by Airda January 6, 2015

Jagging the dog

Wasting time, goofing off or loafing.

I can't get my kids ready to go to school in the morning. They are always off jagging the dog.

by rico the donkey September 23, 2005

dog toffee

those 6" long jobbies that dogs produce (consistently) which humans are unable to do.

'Oi, bazza watch out for that dog toffee'

by BAZMEISTER October 13, 2004

dog food

what they serve in all school cafeterias across the country

todays special: dog food (liver and shit flavored)

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 28, 2003

Bagel Dog

The act of wrapping the penis around the skin flap/fold of an obese female, or male until said penis looks like a bagel dog.

Jim: hey Eric see that fat chick over there

Eric: where?

Jim: over there

Eric: yea

Jim: I'm totally gonna bagel dog her

by Theoutlawjosiewhales August 15, 2009