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Dick puppet

Noun: When a man gets fucked in the asshole so hard that his dick is used as a puppet by the top, usually used in a threesomes to fuck a third male in the ass.
"Dude, Kev wore Dave as a dick puppet last night right into Tim's asshole."
by WeenMaster September 24, 2017
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vacation dick

a penis you only want when really drunk or on vacation. Its very large and leaves your vagina stretched out and butt hurt for the next few days
i went to Florida for spring break and had some vacation dick.
by liltomhung June 6, 2016
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Dick Moth

A desperate or thirsty girl. Flocks to any source of dick in the same way a moth is attracted to any source of light.
"man Jenny has really been all over me lately. I think she's into me."

"Nah man she's just a dick moth, she s already fucked half the basketball team."
by Dilznick January 19, 2017
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dribble dick

dribble dick- adj- the secretion of pre-cum from your cock because you're sooooooo fuckin' horny!
Female - "OMG! We we were fooling around and I saw a stain on his pants! I gave him dribble dick!"

Male - "She's so fuckin' hot! That bitch gives me dribble dick!"
by Bob "Fucking" Martin September 18, 2012
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Citrus dicking

When you put citric acids on the sensitive foreskin of your dick, your body goes into shock for the predicted pain in such a way it's like your high. It's a high that can be compared to the high you get from ecstasy, speed or coke, it only lasts shorter. You feel like you can do anything and will probably try to. It kicks in as soon as you do it, and wears of after a couple of minutes. There are no known side effects.
Example 1:

Last night I went citrus dicking, and got high as a kite.

Example 2:

Person 1: Hey man, I citrus dicked so hard last night, I almost punched trough a wall!

Person 2: Really?! Did you do lemons or oranges?

Person 1: Oranges are the way to go man.
by Mary Ann Evans June 28, 2013
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Grant-dick

A unit of measurement equaling one-one thousandth of an inch.
When trying to measure out a length to cut wood three feet long your buddy named Grant says, "Oh, that would be about 36,000 Grant-dicks long", making your buddies then ask, "So Grant, your saying your dick is only 1/1000th of an inch? Sucks to be you"
by G4$ September 21, 2013
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Dick Driver

Complete and total tool. Guilty of any or all douchbagery possible.
Friend: That guy is such a tool

You: Yeah, I know he's a real fucking Dick Driver
by Pia Gavandrio May 8, 2012
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