Beat your meat december is a prequel to No nut november, where all the men in america buy any meat they would like and slap it every day for until the last day of december.
Which then they take it and burry it in the ground with a dollar.
Urban legends claim that if you completed beat your meat december the animal's soul will gift you with a tree of money in place of the location you burried the meat.
which is where the famous word "money doesn't grow on trees" came,
from the british army that didn't believe in this old myth and burned every meat that was beat at the december.
Some say it was because of how they liked only tea and really horrible cookies at the time.
But I think that their meats were just not long enough, which is nothing to be ashamed of! If your meat is short that's fine.
It just depends on how you slap it! That's all that matters.
And remember! It's all about beating your meat with your family, which is what beat your meat december is all about!
Which then they take it and burry it in the ground with a dollar.
Urban legends claim that if you completed beat your meat december the animal's soul will gift you with a tree of money in place of the location you burried the meat.
which is where the famous word "money doesn't grow on trees" came,
from the british army that didn't believe in this old myth and burned every meat that was beat at the december.
Some say it was because of how they liked only tea and really horrible cookies at the time.
But I think that their meats were just not long enough, which is nothing to be ashamed of! If your meat is short that's fine.
It just depends on how you slap it! That's all that matters.
And remember! It's all about beating your meat with your family, which is what beat your meat december is all about!
Hey man/woman I just finished beat your meat december
I bet you didn't last 6 days at beat your meat december!
Wow, beating your meat for so long must be such hard work! (Says my crush lovingly) Wow! Will you marry me? (She says) YES! (I say) and then we go tl my house so she can beat my meat and help me burry it in the ground.
I bet you didn't last 6 days at beat your meat december!
Wow, beating your meat for so long must be such hard work! (Says my crush lovingly) Wow! Will you marry me? (She says) YES! (I say) and then we go tl my house so she can beat my meat and help me burry it in the ground.
by ThetruthMYtruth April 22, 2022
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Get the chop off dick december mug.The month following NNN (No Nut November) where you destroy the nearest female to let out the pent up sexual desires of No Nut November.
BTW this is bad.
BTW this is bad.
Female: Well done on completing No Nut November!
Male: Yup, now it's time for DDD (Destroy Dishwasher December).
Male: Yup, now it's time for DDD (Destroy Dishwasher December).
by revolter69 November 1, 2019
Get the DDD (Destroy Dishwasher December) mug.Following the No Nut November this is another superb month challange. The goal is to avoid death in any possible way.
-No nut november's over. What now pal?
-Now it's time for Don't Die December.
-Oh no... I gonna lose it this afternoon.
-GG
-Now it's time for Don't Die December.
-Oh no... I gonna lose it this afternoon.
-GG
by wearememers December 2, 2018
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BRO1: Hey bro guess what
BRO2: WHAT MY G
BRO1 : I BEET ME MEAT 7 TIMES LAST NIGHT FOR DESTROY YOUR DICK DECEMBER
BRO2: WHAT MY G
BRO1 : I BEET ME MEAT 7 TIMES LAST NIGHT FOR DESTROY YOUR DICK DECEMBER
by Nyxsar MorningStar April 20, 2018
Get the destroy your dick december mug.On December 22, many people were posting porn and inappropriate stuff while tiktok moderation was on vacation.
This lasted a day or so and there were many of them all over the fyp.
This lasted a day or so and there were many of them all over the fyp.
damn bro remember the December 22 Tiktok Slideshow Incident
oh yeah it was my first time seeing naked women, it was crazy
oh yeah it was my first time seeing naked women, it was crazy
by Sir Bartholemy January 17, 2023
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