ps cunts

People you went to Primary School with who add you on Facebook, without realising that you were glad you never had to see or speak to them again.

Remus: lol wtf Samus just added me on FB

Romulous: bahaha I fucking hate PS Cunts

Remus: lol i know mand

by Judas Cunt May 27, 2008

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witch's cunt

something completely inaccessible.

We went to the store but nobody was there and it was locked up tighter than a witch's cunt.

by sqrfolkdnc September 3, 2009

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cunt says no

An expression of disapproval from a female in relation to a suggested sexual partner.

ETYMOLOGY: From "computer says no", which is a commonly repeated quote on the television series Little Britain.

"He's very nice, but I just can't go there... cunt says no!"

by Bonhilda September 28, 2009

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Cunt Twirler

A person who gets all the chicks, and lots of vagg! Is also good at eating a girl out!

you - Jeeze dude you're such a cunt twirler!
me - why thank you!

by Epic Time June 3, 2009

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chair cunt

Someone in an office environment who reacts like a little bitch when a coworker changes seats with them

Jim was a total chair cunt today when Kevin switched seats with him

by kdawg4 June 8, 2009

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northern english slang (or coloquialism) for a junior Police Constable. The emphasis being on the DISTINCT PAUSE between the first and latter syablles. This is primarily used in the presence of the Police in order to be subversive anjdor rude without being so outrageous as to arrested.

Evening Cunt-Stable how can I help you.

Cunt-Stable, someone has stolen my car, can you help?
Cunt-Stable, have you the time?

by cuntufckstable November 5, 2009

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