finna brain dead

When you or your friend is so stupid, they are one step away from being brain dead

Friend 1: dude my piss still burns a week after sex that's how i know that pussy was fire
me: bruh finna brain dead

by DoggoSouls January 15, 2020

BRAIN RIDEOUT

the state of being too "grilled" (high) on MDMA.

jonny's grillin'- dancing and having a blast... but brian is having a brain rideout- his eyes are rolling like a slot machine and he's stomping around the room like godzilla!!

by Dr.Freedom December 9, 2011

Brain Flatlining

When you’re talking to someone and your brain goes poof

Hi my name is patrick and my brain flatlining can you repeat that

by Bold-Pear904 September 13, 2019

Brain

Brain's are awesome! I wish everyone had one

that girl has no brain

by _PBJAM March 3, 2022

Icy Brain Pause

A specific type of brain freeze you get from drinking Chatime Fros-teas.

My Chatime Fros-tea gave me an icy brain pause because I sipped it too hard.

by BubbleTeaFanatic June 5, 2022

Jizz Brain

When you put the tip of your dick in a girls nose and ejaculate onto her brain.

While she was sleeping I wanked in her nose and gave her mad jizz brain and she might die.

by Miacplkane December 20, 2015

split braining

The action of thinking about two different subjects or ideas while attempting to communicate, usually resulting in communications failures.

Person A: I just hit a deer.

Person B (Thought 1): Did it have antlers? That would be a buck.
Person B (Thought 1): I hope you avoided getting hurt. I probably would have ducked.

Person B: Was it a duck?

Person A: No, but I wish it was.

Person A: I'm sorry, I was split braining there.

by Chuck80 December 6, 2011