Fruit ass beating

a drink composed of straight vodka mixed with fruit punch mio

I'd like to order a fruit ass beating please

by Jerry mayn September 12, 2021

I beat my kids

It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.

Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.

Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.

by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022

Beat her face

She got face fu**ed

Bro I’m tryna beat her face

by Beat her face February 14, 2022

as soon as i imported my aud these damn beats spawned in 😭

as soon as i imported my aud these damn beats spawned in 😭

“as soon as i imported my aud these damn beats spawned in 😭“

by pulseLI November 20, 2023

Reaping Beats

To listen to epic music from your location. Mainly used in context with Trance, Techno, Electronic, House and Dance music.

Tom: "What are you doing?"
Jimmy: "Reaping beats!"

by ScubaS00 November 19, 2011

beat the monkey to the road

To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.

"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"

by kastagire July 28, 2021

beating a chimp

While spanking the monkey defines masturbating, beating a chimp is getting punched in the balls multiple times, causing you to make chimp like noises

Beating a chimp: to punch the male genitalia at a rapid pace

Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards

by Beating a Chimp July 5, 2020