A worthless slave who claims to be free but is too delusional to see reality, this slave lives his life for his accursed pig-looking abomination of a master who's described by the word "Israeli" providing him with everything it asks for and more so that he can continue the only thing he was created for that is spreading evil and suffer through out the world
by Haydern February 5, 2025
Get the Americanmug. Absolute units. Everyone hates em yet everyone wants to be em. We the only people in the world that have it so good, that its bad.
by Tibonezone March 9, 2023
Get the americansmug. A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.
The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.
The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.
Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)
The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.
The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.
Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)
Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.
by ThatUnknownDude November 23, 2023
Get the American Pie Expressmug. by yeetoskeetobaby November 21, 2021
Get the American Slavmug. This is when you take a high powered vacuum cleaner and fill it with small bits of corn and put it on blow with the end of it in a complete strangers butthole. The is either a complete explosion of the hosts body or it come out the other end, if it comes out the other end you must eat or drink it, depends on the form.
by American bartender 25 June 30, 2018
Get the American drycorn infiltration Explosionmug. Either one of the following:
(1) performatively macho
(2) culinarily incompetent
(3) so Florida
(4) Loud/exaggerated/overhyped
(1) performatively macho
(2) culinarily incompetent
(3) so Florida
(4) Loud/exaggerated/overhyped
(1) School shootings are so American — why is anyone surprised that they happen much more often in the US than in the rest of the world?
(2) That attempt at making tacos is so American, it's disgusting.
(3) The bay Mar-a-Lago club is just so American.. to the point of cringe.
(4) Those tourists are so American.
(2) That attempt at making tacos is so American, it's disgusting.
(3) The bay Mar-a-Lago club is just so American.. to the point of cringe.
(4) Those tourists are so American.
by rorrzo October 23, 2025
Get the so Americanmug. “Hey mom, I think I have American dysphoria”
“I know son, being and American is so boring, I wish we were something cool, like being french!
“I know son, being and American is so boring, I wish we were something cool, like being french!
by wildanimaleater April 16, 2023
Get the American dysphoriamug.