Amber: OMG did you see that girl fall down the steps!?
Shantora: OMG what? No!
Amber: It was hilarious! It was straight YouTube!
Shantora: OMG what? No!
Amber: It was hilarious! It was straight YouTube!
by LoveThoseBritishBoys October 30, 2010
I'm so devastatingly straight, the fact that I'm still attracted to men is proof that sexuality is not a choice
by Erwin D'Magnificent April 17, 2021
September 14 - A day dedicated to celebrating and appreciating the contributions and accomplishments of straight white girls.
Happy straight white girl appreciation day!
by depressedflowervase September 13, 2023
The type of birds round Liverpool who drink gin and shout at the top of their lungs in public places for no apparent reason. Generally characterised by having straight long hair, often half-heartedly waved on occasion. They tend to sleep around.
Guy 1: ‘Lad it’s dead in here yeno.’
Guy 2: ‘Ah never mind bro here comes the straight hair gang innit.’
Guy 2: ‘Ah never mind bro here comes the straight hair gang innit.’
by ManOfManyDefinitions June 23, 2021
A person who appears to be exclusively homosexual (or asexual), but is actually not. A “stealth straight” is attracted to members of the opposite sex, but not always exclusively.
Carson dresses like a total twink, but he’s fucked more chicks than all of us combined! Maybe I should try the stealth straight strategy…
by Sitbear October 6, 2023
Some of the most hated people. They get treated like shit even though straight white men are the people who invented most of everything in the entire world.
Jerry: Dumbass cisgender neurotypical heterosexual white skinned men, i hate them!
Bill Gates (a Straight White Man): Nobody cares
Bill Gates (a Straight White Man): Nobody cares
by Lexfunni October 16, 2023
a prime example of this word is that one man thats sits in your class and thinks he an "alpha" luke roberts
by ihatestraightwhitemen December 7, 2022