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cracked sinks

This is when you turn the water on to drip slowly for the water line not to freeze over
I cracked sinks so the water lines will not freeze tonight.
by Northlacountryman January 1, 2018
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granny gang crack

When a younger more athletic male enjoys rigorous sex with an older woman and enjoys the sound of her pelvis cracking
-Dude, you're granny is a real gilf, she let me granny gang crack her.
by Big Buba Buttplug January 3, 2018
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Big Mac the Crack Ritual

Big Mac my Crack is when a guy over 600 pounds cosplaying as Ronald Mc Donald sticks his tiny penis into a really hot girl's ass while singing all of lil pump's songs. 100 people need to circle the fat Ronald Mc Donald and his hot ass victim while masturbating. They will also have to dress up as the joker. When the fat fuck is done singing the beautiful songs he will have to kill the hot ass chick and eat her heart. Then the devil will be summon and he will kill all the 100 masturbating cunts. The fat fuck's tiny cock will explode and the fat fuck will die. If this is repeated 666 times hitler will come back. Hitler become a giant cyborg ninja nigger.
Have you seen one of those Big Mac the Crack Rituals , that fat fucks penis exploded like the twin towers.
by Mr.Shiboolingafoolin April 24, 2018
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crack

The butthole that pushes out juicy goodness in the toilet Mm I can taste it already! Crack/buttcrack
by Wierdo9000 April 10, 2017
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crack rag

The cloth you use to wipe seminal fluid from the vagina and/or other orifice in the body.
Girlfriend: Hey can you hand me my Crack Rag, you creampied me and I don't wanna get it in my panties.
by Dat anime guy booty dogh April 27, 2017
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crack my nuts!

Showing so much frustration, that you will literally crack your friends nuts apart.
Yo did you get the free Razer Blackwidow?
Oh no fuck me. crack my nuts!
by Sidestep ni99er May 4, 2017
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Crack tired

When you're so tired/deprived of sleep you look like you've done hard drugs.
"Dude you look fucking crack tired"
by Kravenmorrdeth May 7, 2017
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