Chex-Job

The act of shoving seven square Chex-Mix pretzels up the anus.

Cartman gave Jennifer Lopez such a great Chex-Job last night.

by Fudreaux October 16, 2011

McRim job

When you go to McDonalds and ask for a rib job from one of the employees involving a sauce of your choice. Extra sauce is 5 cents more.

Yeah I'll have a 10 minute McRim job with the sweet chili sauce please?

by Beaver Meat November 22, 2011

The Italian Job

When your masturbating in the kitchen and accidentally spill olive oil on your penis, however the sensation keeps you going and gives you the urge to prepare a lasagne

Guy 1: "So I was in the kitchen just beating one out before making my girl dinner, then suddenly BOOM!!! Got olive oil on my dick."
Guy 2: "So what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I said Mama Mia that's a good shit! Finished. Made my girl a lasagne"
Guy 2: Ah The Italian Job. Classic.

by Shark_Dude_Bruh January 23, 2021

Zoo Job

When a giraffe licks your anus while a monkey nibbles on your nipples gently.

Bill got caught getting a zoo job and now can’t even watch animal planet.

by Patriots061 January 6, 2022

Jobby job

A professional career with the typical 9-5 work week.

I was working at the restaurant, but then I got a Jobby Job at the big tech company. With benefits!

by meggles0229 March 8, 2022

Nicely job

Another way of saying nice job

Nicely job (person)

by Bree >:)) March 7, 2022

jordan job

its when a girl with really tiny hands gives you a hand job with no lotion while u suck on their neck

that bitch gave me an amazing jordan job

by nbwDmoneykillakill December 3, 2010