Burnt your water

When You messed up something that can't be messed up

You burnt your water
Yea right, you burnt your water

My mom!? Your mom burnt her water!
Go suck on some burnt water
Choke on your burnt water
Shove that burnt water up your
You look like burnt water

by Tony Arena November 29, 2019

Culligan Water Man

The most powerful being in this realm, he will make you drink water, and you will like it

“The Culligan Water Man visited me last night, I was so scared”

by TheWaterMan December 6, 2019

Blue-Water Blumpkin

A blumpkin, specifically in which the receiving party is in a port-a-potty

You thought a blumpkin was satisfying? Well, a blue-water blumpkin is a whole new realm of pleasure

by Pearislovepearislife February 29, 2020

Fresh water fish

A fish that does not have the balls to live in the ocean with the cooler fish

“Your such a fresh water fish!”

by Eden boyce August 7, 2020

COVID Holy Water

COVID Holy water is a liquid soap, hand sanitizer that has been blessed /approved for use by the members of the CDC . The use for cleansing of the COVID-19. The use of COVID holy water as a sacramental for protection against evil in a pandemic.

It’s just a fancy name for hand sanitizer that kills germs.

43 : Hand me the COVID Holy water

12: The what? *smirks*
43: The hand sanitizer, I need to get the sins of this pandemic off my hands.

12: *sign of the cross* In the name of the CDC,WHO, NIOSH & Flu-Vid may you be cleansed”. *throws hand sanitizer *.
43: Thank you my child.

12: Amen.

by K_IRL October 16, 2020

Water them Melons

(v) To ejaculate on a woman's tits
(n) A phrase used to let others know if one would want to ejaculate on a woman's tits

(v) "That broad is fat but she has a nice rack. I think I'll just have to water them melons."
(n) Man 1: "Check out the tatas on that fine piece of ass."
Man 2: "I'd water them melons in a heartbeat.

by Mantalk November 4, 2012

Colombian Water Jacket

The process in which two guys use their own hands to jerk each other off while touching each other. This is not gay and if you have not done it yet, you are indeed gay.

Ian: Man, me and Ryan were too lazy to dutch rudder so we did the Colombian Water Jacket instead. So much better!
Jared: Oh, that's cool man.

by chramelisa October 25, 2011